My husband’s face is orange, and his hands are small and pudgy. He’s exceptionally wealthy, but I just can’t stand to be touched by him anymore. What can I do?
A good marriage needs a strong foundation. Don’t put too much weight on good looks, dear, because as you well know, they are fleeting. Money, on the other hand, is forever. Consider how rich you will be once your husband sheds his mortal coil. You can play along a little while longer, I’m sure. Just hold still and pretend every crack in that ceiling is a 1,000-dollar bill.